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switch842Title: A Very Nutritious Breakfast
Author: Switch
Pairing: Brian/Justin (US Queer as Folk)
Rating: PG-13 ish?
Word count: 100 (A drabble! Yay!!)
Prompt: #43 - Talking Dirty
Table o' Smut
Summary: Brian & Justin have a little chat over breakfast.
Disclaimer: I'm just playing. Please don't sue me. I have no money anyway.
Notes: Thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
erin_anderson for the 5 second beta! *Mwah!*
For Nath :-)
“Well, first you peel this back, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal slow. Then you take the tip and slowly put it in your mouth…”
“Oh, my god, Justin. Would you put that away?” Brian said.
“What? Why?” he asked.
“Because I don’t want to have to look at that while I’m eating breakfast.”
“Oh, come on. It’s not that bad.”
“Yes, it is. You don’t know all the horrible experiences I had as a child with that…thing.”
“Would you just relax? Come on. You know you want some,” he said waving the offending object at Brian.
“Get it away!”
“But, it’s just a banana.”
Author: Switch
Pairing: Brian/Justin (US Queer as Folk)
Rating: PG-13 ish?
Word count: 100 (A drabble! Yay!!)
Prompt: #43 - Talking Dirty
Table o' Smut
Summary: Brian & Justin have a little chat over breakfast.
Disclaimer: I'm just playing. Please don't sue me. I have no money anyway.
Notes: Thanks to
erin_anderson for the 5 second beta! *Mwah!*For Nath :-)
“Well, first you peel this back, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal slow. Then you take the tip and slowly put it in your mouth…”
“Oh, my god, Justin. Would you put that away?” Brian said.
“What? Why?” he asked.
“Because I don’t want to have to look at that while I’m eating breakfast.”
“Oh, come on. It’s not that bad.”
“Yes, it is. You don’t know all the horrible experiences I had as a child with that…thing.”
“Would you just relax? Come on. You know you want some,” he said waving the offending object at Brian.
“Get it away!”
“But, it’s just a banana.”
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Date: 2007-05-23 02:22 am (UTC)My kids eat one of those every freakin morning, I will never look at it the same after this. hahaha, dirty minded, hahahha,
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Date: 2007-05-23 03:00 am (UTC)Oh, completely and utterly filthy! :-) And trust my male (and completely straight) friend to come up with opening lines.... :-D
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Date: 2007-05-23 03:06 am (UTC)Anyway, this is excellent and endearingly funny!
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Date: 2007-05-23 10:59 am (UTC)Don't even get me started on the large, solid, firm, and the oh so rigidness of.... Oh! That shaft, it goes on for miles. Then you take it whole in your mouth, opening your jaw just that little bit wider the further it goes in... further down your throat before you feel compelled to bite but know you will ruin the experience, the feeling of the rigidity in your mouth, but you can't help it, your reflex wants you to bite down, on that beautifully long, slender cucumber!
What about the soft, delicate, shape of a ... mmmm, with a slight crack in the middle, the perfect gap for running your tongue along, feeling the fur and it glides over your tongue. Each side of the crack the perfect shape to put your hand, holding, squeezing ever so gently, nibbling, sucking your lips on the crack, then plunging your teeth into the soft, ripe peach!
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