My evil plan

Snagged from or_mabinogi

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, baffled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Eiffel Tower. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Get your own.