I swear the post office has it out for me

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Why do my packages never get delivered/shipped? First there was the whole fiasco with the Vala t-shirt. Now, my Season 8 DVDs haven't arrived yet even though they shipped A WEEK AGO!! And Mazz still hasn't gotten the fabric I sent to her on 9/29. Now, I realized Mazz lives on a different continent. But even the guy at the store said it should only take a week or so to get there. It's been TWO. What the fuck is going on?!?! I don't get it. How can the post office hate me so much? I'm really nice to them. I wait in line politely and everything. It's sooooo aggravating!! Grrrrrrrrr.