Um, I didn't think I was this bad.....

[switch842]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In January I bought porn for erin_anderson (10 points). In October I broke gategrrl's X-Box (-12 points). In February lmichelle599 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I gave kitkatbyte a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-701 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, Switch842

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Comments

[jillybiehn.livejournal.com]

I think the Duluth thing was a little harsh. I've been there and they could use a good dictator. :D

[wraith816.livejournal.com]

Yep, I've been to Duluth too. There are a lot more interesting places of which to be a dictator.

[yasureubetcha.livejournal.com]

Mudhole? SLIMY? My home, Duluth is!

[gategrrl.livejournal.com]

You broke my XBOX!

Nah, it broke all on its own...