My First Atlantis Fic!
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switch842And it's not McShep! What is wrong with me?!?! LOL
Anyway, when I went to visit the oh so fabulous![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
erin_anderson a month ago, we were a little tipsy during the SciFi showing of Vengeance. And for some reason, we went off on this tangent that Ronon and Rodney kept sneaking off to have sex when they were exploring the complex. Oh! And Shep was cranky cos Michael ran off with all his hair gel. So, I now present to you:
MCDEX CRACK!FIC!!
We co-wrote it going back and forth between sections. So, Enjoy!!
“Are you trying to kill me?” Rodney shouted as soon as they were on their own.
“Oh, come on, McKay,” Ronon replied. “It wasn’t that bad. Trust me, I could have gone a lot harder on you.”
“Oh, I think you were plenty hard on me this morning,” Rodney winked.
“Come on, let’s get going.”
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Rodney stood nervously next to the hole, watching Teyla shimmy down the rope after Sheppard.
“Are you sure it’s okay to go down there?” he asked Ronon anxiously as he peered at the life signs detector again. “I mean the signal keeps getting brighter and then darker, so maybe it’s nothing,” he said babbling a bit before Ronon’s large hand on his shoulder silenced him.
“It’s okay, I won’t let anything happen to you,” he said softly, ruffling Rodney’s hair affectionately, after glancing down in the hole to make sure no one was looking up.
“Hey! Are you guys coming or not?” Sheppard yelled irritatedly from underground.
“He’s been real cranky ever since Michael took off with the last of that hair gel he really likes,” McKay said, hustling over to the hole and lowered himself feet first into the hole and grabbing hold of the rope.
“Yeah, not like he could just hold out ‘til the Daedalus makes it’s run with the supplies from Earth next week,” Ronon said shrugging his shoulders. “He always makes sure that they have at least a crate of that stuff on board.”
Ronon helped Rodney start his descent and waited until he dismounted off the rope before making a quick and flashy descent all of his own. He landed, tossed a devilish smirk Rodney’s way, which went unnoticed by Sheppard, who was smoothing his hair and frowning and sadly unnoticed by Rodney, who was examining the life signs detector. Teyla noticed, however, and muffled a laugh.
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“Great, so there’s monsters running around here somewhere?” Rodney complained.
“Oh, stop worrying, McKay,” Ronon said.
“I can’t not worry! It’s what I do! People have just disappeared and that’s never a good sign. And now there’s these weird…cocoons or whatever. And whatever was inside is now outside and just wandering around somewhere. And you know how much I hate bugs and creepy crawly things.”
“That I do, McKay,” Ronon agreed. “But, I do also now what will help relax you.”
“Are you serious? You can’t be thinking about sex now!” Rodney hissed.
“Why not? Come on, you know Sheppard is gonna have us split off to do a search. I’ll take you with me, and we’ll sneak off to relieve some tension. It’ll be fine.”
“You really are certifiable, you know?”
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Sheppard looked anxiously out into the hallway, smoothed his hair down and wished fervently that he had a mirror.
“Let’s split up; there’s a lot of tunnels to search. We’ll meet up at the end of this section, okay?” he asked the trio as he pulled his own life signs detector out of his pack. “Teyla you’re with me, Rodney you’re with Ronon,” he said as he took the left side of the section and headed off into the darkness with his P-90 up and the safety off, Teyla in pursuit.
Ronon grinned wickedly down at McKay.
“You CAN’T be serious,” he squeaked as Ronon took a few strides down the hallway and ducked into a little side alcove, hauling McKay in behind him.
“You know that Sheppard won’t ask about our progress for a few minutes at least,” Ronon said, trying to divest McKay of his pants. “He’ll be too worried about finding a mirror and seeing how his hair looks.”
He snorted at Rodney’s ineffective attempts to bat his hands away.
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“I can’t believe he took all my hair gel!” Sheppard exclaimed. “I mean, he’s a wraith! What does he need all that for? Dammit!”
He swiped ineffectually at his hair, trying to get it to do something.
“John,” Teyla calmed. “It will be all right. The Daedalus will be here in less than a week and you can have your hair product back. In the meantime, can we please get back to searching for whatever creatures have escaped?”
“You just don’t get it, Teyla! Your hair always looks good. This,” he said pointing to his head, “is not easy. It takes many hours of hard work to get it looking like I just rolled out of bed.”
“John! Please. Focus.”
“You’re right, Teyla. Sorry. Now, let’s hunt some monsters!
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Ronon successfully unbuttoned Rodney’s pants, even over his squeaks and squeals of protest. He made sure that his and McKay’s headsets were not on talk. He wanted to be able to hear if Sheppard and Teyla got into trouble but he sure as hell didn’t want Sheppard and Teyla to hear them. He sank down on his knees in front of Rodney and pushed him back against the wall, wrapping his big meaty hand around Rodney’s thick shaft, watching with satisfaction as he pumped a few times and McKay’s head fell against the wall with a soundless thump. He bent forward and swirled his tongue right around the tip, dipping a few times into the slit before leaning forward and deep-throating him several times in quick succession. He wanted to make Rodney come so hard, so fast that it’d make his head spin. He could hear Rodney chanting his name over and over under his breath faster and faster before he quickly erupted, with a soundless cry, his fingers clenching almost painfully into Ronon’s dreads. Ronon pulled back with a satisfied smile on his face, making sure that Rodney was clean before helpfully tucking him back into his pants.
Standing back up, he smiled down at his lover, kissing him deeply, letting him taste himself on Ronon’s tongue. Pulling back, he asked, “Relaxed?” chuckling under his breath as Rodney nodded lazily.
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“…I mean, honestly,” John ranted. “Have you seen the wraith’s hair? They must have some kind of hair care system to keep it all lush and shiny. What did he need my stuff for?”
“John,” Teyla said quietly, laying a hand on John’s arm. “You must get past this. Perhaps, I can help you forget….”
John looked over at Teyla and saw the look on her face. They raised eyebrow, the flushed cheeks.
“What? Now? Here?” he asked. “I mean, I’m flattered and all, but there are monsters on the loose! I’d rather not be caught in flagrante delicto when one of them comes by, thank you very much. But, if the offer still stands when we get back to Atlantis….”
“Well, we’ll have to see about that,” Teyla teased. “Now, there are two more doors up ahead and then we should meet back up with Ronon and Dr. McKay.”
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Rodney reached down and pulled Ronon up by one of his dreads, Ronon complying because quite frankly McKay couldn’t have pulled him up if he resisted. Capturing Ronon’s lips with his, he played his tongue along those lips, requesting entry, gaining it and swirling his tongue around the other man, feeling his stiff erection pressing against his leg.
“Well this won’t do,” Rodney said pulling away, his lips puffy and red from being thoroughly assaulted. “This a problem. And I am a problem solver.”
He pushed Ronon up against the other wall before kneeling, grunting and complaining all the while mind you, and carefully unbuttoned Ronon’s fly. He released the man’s thick, uncut cock, the tip a florid red. He licked the bit of pre-come off the tip and got a growl from the big man.
“Quit teasing,” Ronon muttered under his breath as he curled his fingers tightly into McKay’s short brown locks.
“Tut tut,” McKay said mockingly, his breath ghosting over Ronon’s balls as he slowly took one and then the other into his mouth and sucked. “Don’t rush a master at work.”
He slowly took the length of Ronon’s cock down his throat. He had barely started to work his way up and down before Ronon gave another feral growl and with both hands in Rodney’s hair, slowly started face fucking him, gently as he knew how much the other man could take. Very quickly, much too quickly, Ronon felt the familiar burn start to build and with a groan ending in Rodney’s name, he released his seed down the other man’s throat, which Rodney happily lapped up.
Sated, Ronon slumped against the wall, absently patting Rodney’s hair back into place.
“Did I hurt you?” he asked softly, the concern evident in his voice as he watched Rodney tuck his now flaccid cock back into his pants and button him back up before standing.
“No, I don’t mind when you do it a little rough,” Rodney replied stealing another kiss before readjusting his own clothing and smoothing a hand over his ruffled hair.
“Do I look thoroughly face fucked?” McKay asked anxiously. “We don’t need Sheppard or Teyla asking us any embarrassing questions.”
He looked up and down the still deserted corridor.
“Or any monsters, for that matter,” Rodney said under his breath.
Ronon chuckled.
“You always look face fucked when you spend too much time with me. Sheppard and Teyla are just being nice by not saying anything,” Ronon said honestly as he brushed past McKay into the corridor, pistol up and set to kill.
“Now how ‘bout we go kill some monsters,” he said smirking a bit at the horrified expression on McKay’s face.
Anyway, when I went to visit the oh so fabulous
erin_anderson a month ago, we were a little tipsy during the SciFi showing of Vengeance. And for some reason, we went off on this tangent that Ronon and Rodney kept sneaking off to have sex when they were exploring the complex. Oh! And Shep was cranky cos Michael ran off with all his hair gel. So, I now present to you:MCDEX CRACK!FIC!!
We co-wrote it going back and forth between sections. So, Enjoy!!
“Are you trying to kill me?” Rodney shouted as soon as they were on their own.
“Oh, come on, McKay,” Ronon replied. “It wasn’t that bad. Trust me, I could have gone a lot harder on you.”
“Oh, I think you were plenty hard on me this morning,” Rodney winked.
“Come on, let’s get going.”
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Rodney stood nervously next to the hole, watching Teyla shimmy down the rope after Sheppard.
“Are you sure it’s okay to go down there?” he asked Ronon anxiously as he peered at the life signs detector again. “I mean the signal keeps getting brighter and then darker, so maybe it’s nothing,” he said babbling a bit before Ronon’s large hand on his shoulder silenced him.
“It’s okay, I won’t let anything happen to you,” he said softly, ruffling Rodney’s hair affectionately, after glancing down in the hole to make sure no one was looking up.
“Hey! Are you guys coming or not?” Sheppard yelled irritatedly from underground.
“He’s been real cranky ever since Michael took off with the last of that hair gel he really likes,” McKay said, hustling over to the hole and lowered himself feet first into the hole and grabbing hold of the rope.
“Yeah, not like he could just hold out ‘til the Daedalus makes it’s run with the supplies from Earth next week,” Ronon said shrugging his shoulders. “He always makes sure that they have at least a crate of that stuff on board.”
Ronon helped Rodney start his descent and waited until he dismounted off the rope before making a quick and flashy descent all of his own. He landed, tossed a devilish smirk Rodney’s way, which went unnoticed by Sheppard, who was smoothing his hair and frowning and sadly unnoticed by Rodney, who was examining the life signs detector. Teyla noticed, however, and muffled a laugh.
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“Great, so there’s monsters running around here somewhere?” Rodney complained.
“Oh, stop worrying, McKay,” Ronon said.
“I can’t not worry! It’s what I do! People have just disappeared and that’s never a good sign. And now there’s these weird…cocoons or whatever. And whatever was inside is now outside and just wandering around somewhere. And you know how much I hate bugs and creepy crawly things.”
“That I do, McKay,” Ronon agreed. “But, I do also now what will help relax you.”
“Are you serious? You can’t be thinking about sex now!” Rodney hissed.
“Why not? Come on, you know Sheppard is gonna have us split off to do a search. I’ll take you with me, and we’ll sneak off to relieve some tension. It’ll be fine.”
“You really are certifiable, you know?”
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Sheppard looked anxiously out into the hallway, smoothed his hair down and wished fervently that he had a mirror.
“Let’s split up; there’s a lot of tunnels to search. We’ll meet up at the end of this section, okay?” he asked the trio as he pulled his own life signs detector out of his pack. “Teyla you’re with me, Rodney you’re with Ronon,” he said as he took the left side of the section and headed off into the darkness with his P-90 up and the safety off, Teyla in pursuit.
Ronon grinned wickedly down at McKay.
“You CAN’T be serious,” he squeaked as Ronon took a few strides down the hallway and ducked into a little side alcove, hauling McKay in behind him.
“You know that Sheppard won’t ask about our progress for a few minutes at least,” Ronon said, trying to divest McKay of his pants. “He’ll be too worried about finding a mirror and seeing how his hair looks.”
He snorted at Rodney’s ineffective attempts to bat his hands away.
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“I can’t believe he took all my hair gel!” Sheppard exclaimed. “I mean, he’s a wraith! What does he need all that for? Dammit!”
He swiped ineffectually at his hair, trying to get it to do something.
“John,” Teyla calmed. “It will be all right. The Daedalus will be here in less than a week and you can have your hair product back. In the meantime, can we please get back to searching for whatever creatures have escaped?”
“You just don’t get it, Teyla! Your hair always looks good. This,” he said pointing to his head, “is not easy. It takes many hours of hard work to get it looking like I just rolled out of bed.”
“John! Please. Focus.”
“You’re right, Teyla. Sorry. Now, let’s hunt some monsters!
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Ronon successfully unbuttoned Rodney’s pants, even over his squeaks and squeals of protest. He made sure that his and McKay’s headsets were not on talk. He wanted to be able to hear if Sheppard and Teyla got into trouble but he sure as hell didn’t want Sheppard and Teyla to hear them. He sank down on his knees in front of Rodney and pushed him back against the wall, wrapping his big meaty hand around Rodney’s thick shaft, watching with satisfaction as he pumped a few times and McKay’s head fell against the wall with a soundless thump. He bent forward and swirled his tongue right around the tip, dipping a few times into the slit before leaning forward and deep-throating him several times in quick succession. He wanted to make Rodney come so hard, so fast that it’d make his head spin. He could hear Rodney chanting his name over and over under his breath faster and faster before he quickly erupted, with a soundless cry, his fingers clenching almost painfully into Ronon’s dreads. Ronon pulled back with a satisfied smile on his face, making sure that Rodney was clean before helpfully tucking him back into his pants.
Standing back up, he smiled down at his lover, kissing him deeply, letting him taste himself on Ronon’s tongue. Pulling back, he asked, “Relaxed?” chuckling under his breath as Rodney nodded lazily.
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“…I mean, honestly,” John ranted. “Have you seen the wraith’s hair? They must have some kind of hair care system to keep it all lush and shiny. What did he need my stuff for?”
“John,” Teyla said quietly, laying a hand on John’s arm. “You must get past this. Perhaps, I can help you forget….”
John looked over at Teyla and saw the look on her face. They raised eyebrow, the flushed cheeks.
“What? Now? Here?” he asked. “I mean, I’m flattered and all, but there are monsters on the loose! I’d rather not be caught in flagrante delicto when one of them comes by, thank you very much. But, if the offer still stands when we get back to Atlantis….”
“Well, we’ll have to see about that,” Teyla teased. “Now, there are two more doors up ahead and then we should meet back up with Ronon and Dr. McKay.”
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Rodney reached down and pulled Ronon up by one of his dreads, Ronon complying because quite frankly McKay couldn’t have pulled him up if he resisted. Capturing Ronon’s lips with his, he played his tongue along those lips, requesting entry, gaining it and swirling his tongue around the other man, feeling his stiff erection pressing against his leg.
“Well this won’t do,” Rodney said pulling away, his lips puffy and red from being thoroughly assaulted. “This a problem. And I am a problem solver.”
He pushed Ronon up against the other wall before kneeling, grunting and complaining all the while mind you, and carefully unbuttoned Ronon’s fly. He released the man’s thick, uncut cock, the tip a florid red. He licked the bit of pre-come off the tip and got a growl from the big man.
“Quit teasing,” Ronon muttered under his breath as he curled his fingers tightly into McKay’s short brown locks.
“Tut tut,” McKay said mockingly, his breath ghosting over Ronon’s balls as he slowly took one and then the other into his mouth and sucked. “Don’t rush a master at work.”
He slowly took the length of Ronon’s cock down his throat. He had barely started to work his way up and down before Ronon gave another feral growl and with both hands in Rodney’s hair, slowly started face fucking him, gently as he knew how much the other man could take. Very quickly, much too quickly, Ronon felt the familiar burn start to build and with a groan ending in Rodney’s name, he released his seed down the other man’s throat, which Rodney happily lapped up.
Sated, Ronon slumped against the wall, absently patting Rodney’s hair back into place.
“Did I hurt you?” he asked softly, the concern evident in his voice as he watched Rodney tuck his now flaccid cock back into his pants and button him back up before standing.
“No, I don’t mind when you do it a little rough,” Rodney replied stealing another kiss before readjusting his own clothing and smoothing a hand over his ruffled hair.
“Do I look thoroughly face fucked?” McKay asked anxiously. “We don’t need Sheppard or Teyla asking us any embarrassing questions.”
He looked up and down the still deserted corridor.
“Or any monsters, for that matter,” Rodney said under his breath.
Ronon chuckled.
“You always look face fucked when you spend too much time with me. Sheppard and Teyla are just being nice by not saying anything,” Ronon said honestly as he brushed past McKay into the corridor, pistol up and set to kill.
“Now how ‘bout we go kill some monsters,” he said smirking a bit at the horrified expression on McKay’s face.
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