Need some creative type help

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I'm on the Activities Committee at work and we're getting ready for the Halloween party. Anyway, each year I try to come up with "spooky" names for all the food. Like last year, we had barbecue pulled pork. I called "Barbecued Octopus (Now we know what really happened with the Kraken)". Cos, we were kind of doing this haunted pirate ship type of thing. So, this year we've decided to go with a simpler haunted farm type thing (hay bales and pumpkins, etc). And for the food we're getting sub sandwiches. Anyway, I am just STUCK on what to call everything.

Here's the menu:
~Turkey
~Ham & Cheese
~Italian
~Veggie
~Tuna
~Roast Beef
~Cole Slaw
~Potato Salad
~assorted chips

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!! :-D