Is it really sexy?

There's this trend in J/D slash fics that I've noticed, but can't seem to comprehend: Whenever the fic calls for Daniel to seduce Jack in some form or another and they describe his clothes, it's always black jeans. And I just don't get that, cos to me, black jeans are not sexy at all and any man that owns them should be shot and the pants burned. Is it just me? Am I the only one who thinks black jeans are the devil? Cos, seriously, if Daniel's not wearing loose linen pants, it's black jeans. Never regular blue jeans, but black. Eww.

Need some help from my SG friends

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