switch842: (Leverage: Eliot/Sophie)
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So, you know all those online dating sites? Well, hubby and I agree that if, today, we were each to sign up for one, they would never match us up in a million years. We are definitely a case of opposites attract. It amuses me...

Oh, and you know what makes me roll my eyes REALLY HARD? Have you seen that commercial for the touchless home soap dispenser? I forget who makes it. But it is the most useless invention ever. You know why? Cos what is it that people do after they touch the completely filthy and germ ridden soap pump? THEY WASH THEIR HANDS! DUH! But someone is making like a million dollars off that dumbass invention. Ugh...

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