switch842: (SPN: Sam/Dean WTF)
I ranted over in [livejournal.com profile] fanvidrants about the current trend I'm seeing of songs being all chopped down to less than two minutes. And how much I hate it. Apparently, no one agrees with me. And all the comments are making me think that I don't vid the same way everyone else apparently does.

I don't start with a story and try to find a song or part of a song that fits it. It all starts with the song and I vid the song. That's it. I'm not trying to shove things together that only work if I use this little bit here and that bit there.

Not that either way is necessarily right or wrong. It just seems odd that I seem to have such a fundamentally different view of creating a vid. It's weird...
switch842: (SG: Daniel Headdesk)
Cos they never work.

First, I left the chicken out on the counter after it thawed. All afternoon. Chicken is now bad. Had to chuck it.

OK. I can still try and make the oven fries recipe I found. After half an hour the fries are not crispy, just mushy. Lovely.

I had called hubby while he was on his way home to maybe pick up a couple burgers to go with the fries since the main dish was ruined. He went to Wendy's. Orders one of the burgers plain for me. What do we get? Two burger loaded with everything. Fuckers.

So I had a bowl of Rice Chex for dinner. Lovely. And the day had been going so well.

Boo today. Boo.
switch842: (SG: Daniel Headdesk)
I've come across sooooooooo many fics with outright HORRIBLE punctuation, it pisses me off. Especially in dialogue formatting. I know that there are some subtle differences between countries, but for the most part, these mistakes seem to be happening with the American and British population, which I understand to punctuate the same manner. And I don't get HOW they can get it so wrong! Have they never read a book? Another fic? You'd think people would just pick this stuff up by osmosis. It's not that hard. Look:

"Let's go to the park," Jake said.

This is WRONG:

"Let's go to the park." Jake said.

"Let's go to the park" Jake said.

"Let's go to the park". Jake said.

HOW HOW HOW can you keep getting it so wrong? Grrr........



Sorry....
switch842: (TW: Ianto Eyeroll)
Expanded from something [livejournal.com profile] qaffangyrl mentioned in a recent post. I was just going to comment on your journal, but it was going to be long and really ranty and not actually very relevant to your question in the post. :-) So, I'm snagging it and posting here and expanding my thoughts on it.

Behind a cut for Children of Earth spoilers.

Ranty Thinky Thoughts )
switch842: (Misc: iDrink)
I just love getting yelled at for shit I didn't do. Makes for a fabulous day.

And I can't get hammered like I really want cos I have to go pick my hubby up from the airport later tonight. sldkkfja;sehfa;woirehg

So, if you wanna make me feel better, please leave a joke or funny story in the comments. :-)

And if any of my graphic making buddies really wanna make me feel better, I have 2 ideas for wallpapers that I've messed around with and I just can't get them to work. They'd make for lovely pressies. :-) (I'll make icons in return if you want...)

1) A Meridian-based Jack/Daniel one. With the following lyrics: "Show me what it's like/to dream in black and white/So I can leave this world behind."

2) Torchwood, Jack/Ianto. Probably mostly Fragments. And these lyrics: "I see you cos you won't get out of my way/I hear you cos you won't quit screaming my name/I feel you cos you won't stop touching my skin."

:-D :-D
switch842: (QAF: Melanie Dancer)
Cos apparently I wasn't doing a back bend quite right last night. That's right! We did more back bends!! Ugh. Every combination had some sort of back bend in it. Except the frappes. Everything else, yeasureyoubetcha! But ya know what? It's kind of difficult to back bend properly when you're in releve at the barre with your arms above your head so you have nothing to hold on to. Seriously, try it. Go stand in the middle of your room, on the balls of your feet, put your arms over your head and bend backwards. Not so easy. Anyway, we're doing this and she comes up behind me, pushes up on the middle of my back and then grabs my hair to pull my head back. I guess I was using too much of my lower back and should have just been bending with my upper back? I don't know. But it kinda hurt. And was weird.

This class also contains a number of high school girls. And I swear I am thisclose to kicking them all in the shins. They don't move!! Ugh. We'll be in the corner learning whatever combination it is. Then the teacher will say "Jane, Suzie, Marie, Kelly and Anne, first group!" Then tells the rest us to sort ourselves into groups of 4 or 5. So, the first group goes. If a bunch of the high school girls are next in line. They won't go. They'll just stand there. Causing the teacher to have to stop and yell at them wasting more time. JUST GO!! Argh! They also have no concept of personal space and must all cluster around each other in one big group. We'll be in the center. I'll take a spot in the back and I am tall and an adult. They'll come filtering in and inevitably, one of them will end up standing about a foot and half in front of me as they can't be more than 2 inches from their BFF or OMG, they'll just die! Honey. My legs are three feet long. I'm gonna kick you in the ass if you don't move. So move it! You won't? OK. Here comes my foot up your ass. :-D

House!! )
switch842: (Jack - Seriously?)
I enjoy reading [livejournal.com profile] fanficrants. It's kinda fun to have a place to get the crap you find in fic of your chest with other folks who sympathize with you. However, I've noticed recently this trend of rants where people are like "Why does every guy have the perfect dick? Why is the sex always great? Why is there no bad sex?" And I realized, it's because no one wants to read about Ianto actually have a puny little 4 inch dick and Jack not being able to get it up. Seriously. Does anyone want to read that? No. Fanfic is a fantasy. And when I fantasize, everything is always great & perfect cos that's what fantasies are. Unless the fic is some great epic that goes into every detail of their entire life, I don't want to read about the times where Daniel is too tired and he can't get it up for Jack. Perspective people, please.
switch842: (iDrink)
With all the stupidity I had to deal with this week, I need a drink. Just...I can't even explain the sheer idiocy of some of the people I work with. Luckily, most of these people are in other states and I will hopefully never meet them. There is one person, however, who I do have to deal with on a daily basis. I swear I wanted to shoot him in the head about 5 times every day this week. Ugh. Just, ugh.

Oh! And I still don't have my photo ops. I'm e-mailing Chris....

I'm so glad it's Friday....
switch842: (Daniel - Back Off)
I'm just so pissed and angry in general right now, I don't know how I'm not exploding. It started on Friday (but wasn't really that bad). My windshield washer fluid ran out on my way home so when I pulled into the parking garage, I decided I would refill it. First off, it took me forever to get the hood open. And it was FREAKING COLD!!! Brrrrrrrr!! And apparently, when I opened the hood, the cable that goes from the lever inside the car to the latch under the hood snapped or became loosened so my hood wouldn't close all the way. Whatever. I call the dealership and they have an opening Saturday afternoon when I can stop by. Well, hubby, being the lovely man he is, takes it in for me as he has a few other things he needs to take care of and it's FREAKING COLD!! Well, apparently, it's broken and they need to order a part. So, hubby comes home with an appointment to drop it off Tuesday morning. OK, fine. I can deal with that.

Then Sunday. Well, we all know what happened with that. On top of the Bears losing, I was starting to come down with a cold. Monday morning - full blown. Icky cough, stuff nose, sore throat. So, I call in sick to work. But, I did get some good news. I went to the orthopedic surgeon guy to see about my wrist. It appears everything is healing very nicely and I really only need to where the wrist guard when I'm at work on the computer and I don't need to keep taking the anti-inflammatory unless it's acting up. Yay. So, Tuesday, I think I should be good to go back to work. Nope. Still sick as a dog. Late morning/early afternoon I do start feeling better, so I decide to do some laundry that I have piling up. Well, one of the dryer loads takes THREE RUNS to get dry. Ugh. First time was partially my fault as I forgot to get a big heavy sweater out of the dryer. Oy. So I have to waste $3 on one dryer load of laundry. But hubby brought the car back and all seemed well.

So today, I get up. Feeling better. Still not 100%, but not all head-foggy completely sicko like I have been. So I go to work. Half way there, I realize something is really not feeling right with my car. When I first started driving it this morning, it just felt like maybe there was some ice or something on the tire. Nope. I had a flat. Yippee. So, I managed to pull into a parking lot where I see a sign for a towing company. Call them and they can send someone out to change the tire for me. TAKES OVER AN HOUR. WTF. Ugh. At least I was able to wait in my warm car. But still. Sheesh!

Then, this is the straw that broke the camel's back, the IT dept, BLOCKED EVERY FREAKING WEBSITE AT WORK. I can't even check my e-mail. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??? They say it's to keep confidential material from leaving the company. How the hell does blocking Yahoo e-mail do that?!?!? It doesn't!! It just pisses people off!! ;dlskgkjsop9gu And the worst part is, I generally don't have enough work to fill up my day. So I would visit LJ, Gateworld and a few other sites. ALL BLOCKED. Fuckers. I need a new job.

Oh! And my windshield wiper fluid must not be the kind that works in below freezing weather cos IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!!
switch842: (QAF Badfic)
If on the show you are writing a fic for, the characters are seen freely saying the phrases "Oh my God" or "Thank God," why would you then write these characters as saying "Oh my gawd" thence turning them into a valley girl and me to immediately stop reading the story or "Thanks the gods" turning them into ancient Greeks and again me to stop reading the story? Seriously. If you have such offence to those phrases, pick something else entirely that's not even close. Like, "Holy crap!" or even "Thank goodness." But "gawd" and "the gods"? No. Just no.

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